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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Disco Santa's Christmas Carnage

A very special Christmas story, starring Warner, Nellie, Templeton and Disco Santa...

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"Oooooh man... I am so hungry... hey wait, it's Christmas already?"


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"Hello little fat man in a silver jumpsuit!"

"What! How dare you objectify me! I'm going to destroy you with my petroleum-based product fuel!"


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"Oh mah gawwwww... the stench is unbearable! Help me, help me... I can't breathe..."

"Muhahahahaaha!"


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"Gasp... bleagh... ugh..."


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"Warner! What the hell? Are you on the drugs again?"


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"Wait... what's that awful, awful smell?"


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THUMP.


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"Oh my goodness gracious me! The carnage!"


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"Disco Santa, I told you to stop eating so much fiber! Your farts are toxic! Toxic!"


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THUD.


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Ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas from Disco Santa! (No dolls were harmed in the making of this post).

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Coming to America

A few more family photos I scanned while I was in California. I like this batch because they trace my parents' journey to -- and my family's beginnings in -- the United States.


Mom and Dad as university students


My Mom and Dad met when they were both architecture students at National Cheng Kung University (國立成功大學) in Tainan, Taiwan.


Mom's awesome red jacket


Behold at my Mom's awesome red jacket!


Dad before leaving for the US


In 1978, my Dad, his cordovan bag and that stick he was carrying (I need to ask him what that was) moved to the United States to go to grad school at UC Berkeley. Here he is at Taipei Songshan Airport with one of my uncles, my grandma and one of my aunts (my Dad has four siblings).


Mom's engagement party


For a year, my Mom and Dad had a long distance relationship, with my Mom in Taiwan and my Dad in California. Thirty years later, Ron and I would also have a LDR -- but he was the one in Taiwan and I was in NYC. Before my Mom moved to the US to join my Dad, the two of them got engaged remotely. I love the dresses my Mom and my aunt are wearing (I have my Mom's dress... it's hanging in my home office) and my grandmother's qipao.


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The two of them got married in San Jose by a judge who had the COOLEST CLOCK IN THE WORLD. Look at that clock! Oh my goodness!


Mom and Dad's wedding portrait, 1979


My Mom and Dad had a wedding reception a little bit later at UC Berkeley. My uncle Daniel took their wedding photos.


Mom and Dad's first car


They bought a car...


Mom in my parents' first apartment


... and rented an apartment...


My family's first house

... but then they got a surprise -- me! -- so they bought a house.

Mom pregnant with me

... my Mom made one beautiful pregnant lady.

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My Mom had me -- the first person in my family born in the United States -- and then a year later, my brother came along.

Double trouble

Doesn't my Dad look shell-shocked?

Family portrait

And that's how the Shu family ended up in America... and that most American of institutions, the Olan Mills family portrait! Now I have family members in the US, Canada, Taiwan, Singapore, China and England. And I'm pretty sure some of my relatives are from Mars. We're truly an international -- and intergalatic -- family!