Disco Santa's Christmas Carnage

A very special Christmas story, starring Warner, Nellie, Templeton and Disco Santa...

"Oooooh man... I am so hungry... hey wait, it's Christmas already?"

"Hello little fat man in a silver jumpsuit!"

"What! How dare you objectify me! I'm going to destroy you with my petroleum-based product fuel!"

"Oh mah gawwwww... the stench is unbearable! Help me, help me... I can't breathe..."

"Muhahahahaaha!"

"Gasp... bleagh... ugh..."

"Warner! What the hell? Are you on the drugs again?"

"Wait... what's that awful, awful smell?"

THUMP.

"Oh my goodness gracious me! The carnage!"

"Disco Santa, I told you to stop eating so much fiber! Your farts are toxic! Toxic!"

THUD.

Ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas from Disco Santa! (No dolls were harmed in the making of this post).